5 Ways To Guarantee Holiday Weight Gain!

I love sarcasm and hopefully you do too. If not these surefire ways to gain weight over the holidays probably isn't for you. Enjoy.

1.Bill from accountings wife bakes those delicious cupcakes so be sure and devour one every time you pass the breakroom on the way to the restroom or watercooler. I'm sure they are fat and sugar free and will help keep your weight down during the holiday season. Realistically: Totally avoid the breakroom that way you won't see them. Out of sight out of mind.

2.Be sure to always opt for that extra glass of wine at each and every holiday party you attend. Not only is alcohol low in calories, but I'm sure it will give you that extra pep in your step to get to the gym early the next morning. Realistically: You'll have plenty of other opportunities to drown your holiday sorrows at the family dinner so maybe only limit yourself to one glass of wine.

3.Ask your boss if there is any extra work to do before the year ends. Since stress really doesn't affect you, especially when you have your in-laws in town, the extra work and stress won't sabotage your efforts to get to the gym or eat healthy. Realistically: Be careful what you commit to holidays always bring extra time restraints, so be sure to balance your schedule.

4.When your shopping for holiday snacks always choose the jumbo pack of holiday cookies. Your certain all your guests will eat them anyway leaving you to eat the healthy stuff in the house. Realistically: Don't buy the jumbo pack at all instead buy the smaller pack that way there aren't as many leftovers to tempt you later.

5.Starve yourself all day leading up to the big family feast that way you can pig out and other than feeling like a beached whale you'll feel a sense of accomplishment by not going over your caloric limit. Realistically: Don't plan on eating any differently than you do on any other day that way when the holiday meal comes you aren't in the mindset of “I already blew it with the 24 cookies at work may as well keep it going”